B.T. CHAPS EDDIE THE SIAMESE IN GIFTBOX 17 CM

I love being alone in the dark. You? Want to know what I did last night? First, I jumped on top of the counter to see if there was any leftover dinner. I love me some sardines. Then obviously I needed a nap, so I chose a little corner on the couch. After that, my legs felt a little restless so I decided I needed a little exercise. My workout routine contains: Jumping against the wall and spinning around as fast as I can. Oh, and leaping for the highest part of the curtains and then slowwwwly droppingmyself. This is especially good for my biceps. Afterwards I felt my muscles deserved somerelaxation, so I chose the hottest laptopI could find and dozed off. When I woke up, something smelled a little fishy? So I’m hiding in the first thing I could find. Don’t tell on me!” #chapsforlife